The Life of Me

Time travel is so really very extremely rather confuzzling when you try to think about it. It just about makes my brain explode. I mean, stuff happens, then it, like, un-happens, and you see your future self, and for some reason, you trust them... Then you can change your past, then sometimes an even farther-into-the-future future self who changed the stuff comes back to the first time-travel instance and tells you some other stuff, so then your entire life gets turned upside-down. I mean, wh...

(Sorry--I've been busy, and I haven't gotten around to posting much lately... I'll try not to have such long breaks anymore... No promises, though!) 

You know, at the beginning of the schoolyear, all those freakin' parent letters that get sent home? I don't know about your school, but mine always sends home billions. And my parents and I never read them! Ever! Honestly, what's the point? All they are is a signature and a date. I don't get it. At all... Nope... I don't... Okay, now ...

(Okay, first of all, yet again, I have to start this stupid entry over 'cause this freakin' computer deleted the thing before I published it!!! GRRRR!!! COME ON!!! IT'S THE 21st CENTURY!!! MAKE THIS THING WORK!!!) (Sorry...)

Okay. So, I think I'm cursed. I can't remember the last pencil I had whose (what pronoun??? "That's" means "that is...") lead (graphite) wasn't broken into like, 1,000,000,000 pieces. I'd sharpen it to a perfect, sharp tip, and then, as soon it touched the page, PLO...

Here are some of the most wonderful lines from The Fault In Our Stars:

"Maybe okay will be our always." -Gus

"It would be a privelige to have my heart broken by you." -Gus (I absolutely ADORE this line!!! It's so beautiful!!)

"I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once." -Hazel Grace (I call her Hazel Grace, 'cause that's what Gus called her--and it was so wonderful!)

"I'm in love with you, and I know that love is j...

REMEMBER!!! ATTENTION!!! MAJOR SPOILERS!!! IF YOU HAVEN'T READ OR SEEN TFIOS, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS ENTRY!!! I'M SERIOUS!!! GOODBYE!!!

I feel really awful about The Fault In Our Stars. No, no, no, TFIOS fans, don't hate me and stop reading!!! I'll explain why I felt awful right now!!! Because before I had read it at all, I figured it was some boring astronomy book thing. Then some of my friends starte...

Applesauce, ladies and gentlemen, is rather wonderful stuff, don't you think? I mean, I feel like I tend to be like, Applesause? How childish is that stuff? when somebody mentions it. But if you put a bowl of (good) applesauce in front of me, it's gone in, like, 4 seconds. You know what I really want to do? I want to have an applesauce-eating contest (no hands/silverware allowed), where, like, 5-10 people each get a fairly large bowl of applesauce and just have to dunk their faces into...

I tend to love bumper stickers. They tend to be hilarious. But this one just isn't:

"Stop the Republican party's War on Women!"

I have a feeling that a lot of people will be mad at me, but I DON'T CARE HOW LONG IT IS--IF YOU DO NOT READ THIS ENTRY, THAT'S JUST PATHETIC. If you skip this one because you're a Democrat, or just someone who's against the alleged Republican "War on Women," then that's just immature. I just read through ...

Cell phones... Hmmm... I'm neutral... I mean, they're handy. And I have nothing against texting and calling and playing games on them... (Although lately I've been thinking, how lame are these games? I mean, you're tapping and swiping a screen and getting fingerprints all over it just to avoid obstacles or whatever the game is...) (But I actually haven't played games-on-cell-phones in a while... Whatever...) 

But I do think phones are pretty necessary from high school on up. But ap...

Alright, everybody. Listen up. This is getting out of hand. Does no one know how to set a freakin' table??? It shouldn't be this hard!!!

This really started being a problem for me when I went to this camp--Work of Christ Camp (it's a Christian camp) (And it's awesome)--from post-3rd-grade to post-6th-grade. Every meal, the counselors would pick 1 or 2 campers to be the stewards and go set the tables and all that good stuff. I'm pretty sure I was the ONLY person who actually did it right...

The Dollar Store... *sigh*... It's.. It's.. Quite a place. I wasted so many 1's there as a kid. Like this stupid, extremely freaky black cat statue thing that I bought with my dad once when I was, like, 7. It had these creepy bright blue eyes (something like this color), and it was so pointless. And I believe it was $1.50 or something, because I remember going to the desk and being so baffled. I was like, But this is the DO...

(Before I begin, I'd just like to say, everybody needs a blog!!! It's just a great thing to have if you need to complain, or if you want the world to know something, or whatever! I mean, I'm just SO HAPPY right now, even though I just posted an angry entry about technology...)

Oh, dear... Country music. Why? Why, why, why? All they ever sing about is (picture this in a southern accent) dirt roads and pick-up trucks and ripped jeans and askin' Sally's pa if I can marry...

Aren't computation machines just great? (For the word-ly impaired, a computation machine is a computer. See the connection? Computation Machine/Computer) NO, THEY'RE NOT!!! At least, not always. So, that last entry I wrote (the first one) was perfect. I had started writing it, gone to eat dinner, come back, and finished. It was flawless! And then, of course, when I went to publish it on the site, it didn't show up there. (So if there are suddenly two of the "First Things ...

I've spent the day trying to come up with an idea for my very first blog entry. Should I do just some ordinary thing that I think about all the time, just to show what it'll be like on this site? Or should I do something CRAZY? Or should I do some deep, philisophical, spiritual thing? Then I thought, why does this matter so much? What's so important about first impressions? Why do we have to be so polite and sophisticated only when we first ge...

(Did you like the title?) (If you didn't get it: Procrastinators put things off, so we're uniting... later...)

I am a horrible procrastinator. I'm an ENFP personality type, and that's one of the things we're really known for. (If you don't know your Myers-Briggs personality type, I'd highly recommend that you look into it. It's actually really helpful to know a bit about your personality type, and also very helpful to research other types to give you a better understanding of other peop...