The Life of Me

Okay... So, for Christmas 2013, my friend gave me this awesome cupcake calendar. Each month has a photo of some really cool-ly decorated cupcakes. I have it hanging up next to my bed.

But calendars need to be added to my "This Is The 21st Century--Why Can't This Be Better?" List. Because every... single... page's... little... hanging... up... hole... is ripped. And every... single... page's... little... hanging... up... hole... has about 3,000,000,006 pieces of tape on it. It's been fine for about a month or so... But then, today when I got home from school and volleyball practice, I glanced at the wall next to my bed. FREAKIN' EMPTY. I was like, "WHAAAAAT???" The calendar was not hanging up any more. All those pieces of handy-dandy Scotch tape... wasted. Just think of all the other things I could've used that tape for! WHY DON'T WE HAVE GOSH DARNED HEAVY-DUTY CALENDAR??? What do people think we're doing with these calendars? Put the hole lower!!! Or make it waaaaaaaay stronger!!! I'm sick and tired of taping my calendar and hanging it back up on its nail!!! A little help here, calendar-makers!!!

-Sue Donimm

Just a little note here, this is 3 days after this entry was originally posted, I think... It fell down again. If it hadn't been so irritating, I would've laughed... But I didn't. I just glared at the empty wall.