The Life of Me

Just a quick note.

I've been noticing everywhere online that when people post cute things, people comment with "awe!!!" "AWE" IS A NOUN AND A VERB YOU DIM-WITTED, CLUELESS DWEEBS!!! IT IS A FEELING OR THE CAUSE OF SAID FEELING!!! IT IS NOT A REACTION!!! WHAT YOU MEAN TO SAY IS "AW"!!!!

Awe: noun a feeling of reverential respect mixed with fear or wonder; verb inspire with awe (according to Google)

Aw: interjection 1) used to express sentimental or sugary approval; 2) used to express protest, disbelief, disgust, or commisseration (according to dictionary.com b/c Google didn't have it)

So get a clue! Goodness!

Also, something that really!!!!! bugs me, and has for years, is this: "I could care less."

NO YOU COULDN'T!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY!!! Obviously, if you could care less, then you MUST care, but you're trying to say that you don't care!!! I figured this out when I was 7 years old for crying out loud! I heard a GROWN PERSON say this, and I was like, "based on the context, you don't care, but based on what you said, you do. I am utterly befuddled." And then I thought the world had realized its mistake a few years ago, because people started to say "I couldN'T care less," and I was like, yesssss! But then it made a fricking comeback, and I'm like, "HUMANITY!!!!! WHY THO?????"

So yeah. Sorry. I just had to rant there.

(That was really fun and really satisfying. Everyone needs a blog. It's like therapy.)

-Sue Donimm

P.S. Sorry about that last post. I sound so depressed. I'm absolutely not. (Accidentally typed "I'm absolutely hot" there, and I almost left it, just like, "oh, yeah, I am." But I didn't.) I'm too lazy to delete it, though.